UPS delivery truck is the object of GoPro biker #FAIL

Let this be a lesson to all you GoPro camera heroes out there... Always keep your eyes on the road. This motorcyclist's joyride quickly comes to a crashing halt as he turns more attention to his plaid shorts instead of the UPS big brown delivery truck directly in front of him.

This classic clip captures stupidity in action, as this biker's epic fail left us all wondering if perhaps it has happened to him before and there was a lingering head injury. We can only imagine what went through his mind when he finally looked up... too little, too late. Let us guess, that UPS truck came out of nowhere (insert sarcasm here).

The impact to his brain left him mumbling nonsense about "The sun does not have prisoners," but what we were able to understand is that he got clearly owned by this UPS truck.

Click here to watch the foolish rider's avoidable motorcycle crash on video.